Tony and Juls do Awesome Boost!
August 6th, 2006![]()

Tony has two incredibly awesome scooters, and for some reason, he let me try each of them out. Even his old school ‘58 Vespa. As hardcore as it was, it was slow as eff, and a pain in the butt to switch gears. So then I road his new Stella. And Tony was all like, “putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-,” and I was all like, “nnnnnyyyyeaarrrrrrr.” The Stella is definitely the junk. Most fun I’ve ever had going 30 mph. AND the speed limit was 25. I’m crazy. Downright, insane. And I totally popped a wheelie. No joke.
Oh, and Tony is working on getting a “P!” in honor of Haruhara Haruko.
August 10th, 2006 at 12:28 am
If you were riding one of those in NYC, it would almost be like wearing a big rainbow flag over your shoulders and putting a sticker on your back that says “I [heart] cock”. But since you’re in Florida, I’m sure they don’t come to the same conclusions about Vespa riders as we do up here.
Also, I [heart] your polo jersey. Especially since it’s an *actual* polo jersey.