Tony has two incredibly awesome scooters, and for some reason, he let me try each of them out. Even his old school ‘58 Vespa. As hardcore as it was, it was slow as eff, and a pain in the butt to switch gears. So then I road his new Stella. And Tony was all like, “putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-putt-,” and I was all like, “nnnnnyyyyeaarrrrrrr.” The Stella is definitely the junk. Most fun I’ve ever had going 30 mph. AND the speed limit was 25. I’m crazy. Downright, insane. And I totally popped a wheelie. No joke.

Oh, and Tony is working on getting a “P!” in honor of Haruhara Haruko.

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