DIXSTAM or BUST

July 8th, 2007

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All about Julsapalooza: a bulleted list.

  • Julsapalooza is the annual celebration of my birthday.
  • This year, we decided to celebrate it at Dixie Stampede, a western version of Medieval times.
  • The audience is divided between the North and South.
  • We sat on the Southern side. Duh.
  • I missed the ostriches and pigs because ‘Tucky and I were getting more refreshments.
  • I didn’t order enough tickets. I numbered the list incorrectly
  • I did order enough t-shirts, which I’ll be passing out to those who missed the fun
  • The winning side of the evening is decided by an audience participation type event consisting of a hot-potato type game that uses a baton-like flag
  • ‘Tucky, rather than passing it to the person next to him, chucked the flag-baton over our entire party of seventeen people straight to me
  • it was just about the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
  • We re-wrote history that night by winning it for the South
  • Dolly Parton reminded us that we’re all winners because we’re all Americans
  • I wonder what the Scottish people next to us thought about that
  • After the show, I immediate yelled, [CENSORED]
  • Jack made me the sweetest puppet ever. I already forgot the name of it
  • I’ll try and scan the group picture we took as soon as I can
  • Seriously. Best day ever. Everyone that came? Bestest friends ever.
  • Last thing: Group pic.

5 Responses to “DIXSTAM or BUST”

  1. Stephane Imbert Says:

    Happy bday Juls.

  2. MPitts Says:

    That was a pretty sweet bday idea. And the ONLY way to enjoy a show like that! Thanks for inviting us and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  3. Supa G Says:

    Happy Birthday! Save me a shirt! lol

  4. Ben Says:

    Seriously I never yelled so much in my entire life.

  5. Nicole Says:

    Holy Cow! I’ve been ridiculously self-centered this week. I’m so sorry I forgot. Happy Be-lated Julsaplaooza!!!

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